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You might not believe it but we have found something better than Chocolate- well the phone kind anyway.
Not content with feeding our addictions with the chocolate range, LG are moving on
to bigger shin(er) things, with their new shine range.
Due out in February, the LG KV4200 will be the first of the range to grace our hands and has been built around a similar slide design as its chocolate cousin. However, the big difference here is that the phone is made from full stainless steel metal.
"What?" We hear you cry- "metal! Surely that’s a design more suited to the men?"
Well, usually we would agree but this phone is definitely one for the ladies, once the screen fades the whole surface turns into a mirror- perfect for those of us who need reassurance that we don’t have bits in our teeth and an excellent way to stop us from bumping into people because we have been too busy admiring ourselves in the shop window. Don’t deny it we have all done it.
Although the phone can’t tell us that we are ‘the fairest in the land’ or tell us where to find prince charming it does come with a two megapixel camera and flash and a funky scrolling wheel for navigation.
Ah yes, we all
laughed at poor Bridget Jones when she was forced to sit in the car with her
parents and travel to their friends for Boxing day leftovers- but was it
through personal sympathy or pure malice?
For those who
laughed because of the latter; shame on you.
In addition to this
the MP07D has a 7â screen, stereo speakers, and headphone jacks.
In case you have the
wicked witch of the forest as your aunt there is also an anti-shock protection
function which will keep your film going whilst going over all those tree roots
and trunks.
Picture the scene, you excitedly unwrap the beautifully
packaged present from your loved one on Christmas day to be greeted with
underwear that is guaranteed to give you the worlds worst VPL and is at least sizes
too small. Yes it will get your blood racing, but not
in the way he hopes.
"Knick-pics" a term invented by Virgin Mobile has grown
through women going into the sexy lingerie shops such as Ann Summers, trying
on the underwear we like, and then texting it across with essential
measurements and preferred colour.
They are too stubborn to admit it, but guys are completely hopeless at
multitasking. How many times have you asked them a question whilst they are
watching the footie and received a grunt twenty minutes later?
And
how many times have they come home sans mobile because they were too busy
packing up their iPod on the train to remember the phone on their chair?
And
the football problem? Well you can always blame Santa’s one too many brandy’s
for that huge crack in the TV screen on Christmas morning.
Come on, admit it, we all want to be
able to serenade our other halves with a voice as sweet as Britney’s, however, for
those of us who have been unfortunate enough to be blessed with vocals more
likely to break glass rather than melt hearts, this has always been a distant
dream. Not for much longer.
Singtones, a free service from voice
synchronisation company ReVoice, makes you sound more Atomic Kitten than
screeching cat by letting yo
u record your voice to popular hits and then altering
it so that it is in tune and in time.
Singtones are compatible with O2, Orange, Vodafone and T-mobile and users only pay for the Singtone once it is sent.
Many of the Singtones are
currently available for free during an introductory period so you can serenade
your loved one as much as you like- or until he agrees to buy you that new bag
you have been lusting after for Christmas.
With the season of over-indulgence well on its way, we can at
least be reassured that this new chocolate will not be contributing to our already
bulging waistlines.
The U830 is the new handset in LG’s Chocolate range and at just
14.8mm, it sets the tre
nd for the "size zero" in the phone market.
Yet this little phone does more than look pretty, it actually comes with 185MB of on-board memory, a 2 megapixel camera and a fully featured MP3/AAC music player including stereo Bluetooth for wireless music.
If this wasn’t enough it also has HSDPA capabilities and a host of 3G features including access to Yahoo Mail, Gmail and MSN.
Let’s be honest, we’ve all had those nights when all we want to do is go home and curl up in front of the television rather than party with Fred from finance at the office Christmas party.
For those of us who don’t have
the courage, or right shoes on, to do a runner, Westminster council’s free text excuse
service is the lifesaver we’ve been waiting for.
The service, which is part of the council's “some things you only do when you're drunk" campaign, uses excuses such as "Neighbours have just turned up with bottle of wine expecting dinner. WHY??? Awaiting your urgent arrival" and "Power cut. No candles".
The excuse service can be found at Westminsteronline.org, which also gives you the option of getting London’s cab numbers sent to your phone and also the latest travel information in case the "Locked out. 999 emergency. Waiting for you in my fireman's uniform. Race home with everything flashing" excuse doesn’t quite convince the boss.
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