Entertain your friends and family with this rather terrifying animatronic Sir Alan Sugar. For £39 you can order your very own message personally recorded by the man himself, along with 20 other famous catchphrases from the BBC2 show 'The Apprentice' which come pre-loaded.

At the end of his speech, a rather comical hand pops out and announces 'You're fired', which is bound to have everyone in stitches, although we think this might lose its appeal after a while.

This is enough to scare anybody out of a boardroom - get yours from the Amstrad website.